(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs Karaoke - Hairspray (2007 film) (Michelle Pfeiffer)

This title is a cover of (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs as made famous by Hairspray (2007 film)

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Tempo: variable (around 134 BPM)

In the same key as the original: Fm, F♯m, G♯m

Duration: 04:09 - Preview at: 02:51

Release date: 2007
Genres: Film & TV Soundtracks, Musicals & Broadway, In English
Original songwriters: Scott Wittman, Marc Shaiman

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Lyrics (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs

Front step cha cha cha
Back step cha cha cha
Side step front step back and turn
Oh my God Penny there's Link, Link
I can't believe
I'm really here auditioning
I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition
Front step cha cha cha
Back step cha cha cha
Side step front step back
And oh Amber
Look at this motley crew
Oh, this town sure gone down hill since I was crowned miss
Oh mother no more ancient history
Oh my God how times have changed
These girls must be blind or completely deranged
But times seem to halt when I was
Miss Baltimore Crabs
Amber, that move is far too dirty
Mother, wake up
From that dream of yours
This isn't nineteen thirty
You can laugh but life's a test
Don't do this, don't do that
Remember, mother knows best
And the crowns in the vault from when I won
Miss Baltimore Crabs
These steps are perfect ammunition
Let me show you how your mommy dear took out the competition
Girls go get them boys let rumba
One two three four five six seven
Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges they padded their cups
But I screwed the judges those brawds thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in there dance ah ah ah, not a chance
Boys put me down oh good morning ladies let's see what you got
Twist twist twist twist mashed potato, mambo
Ready? Begin
On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind
What's that a dance for flees and ticks
Oh you should have seen my bag of tricks
Oh I hit the stage batons ablaze
While belting aita and preparing soufflés
But that triple somersault is how I clinched
Miss Baltimore Crabs
Proceed
Are you scared we're on live?
No I'm sure I can cope
Well this show isn't broadcasted
Cinemascope
I never drank one chocolate malt
No deserts for
Miss Baltimore crabs
This one will never get a date in those hand me down clothes
Ah, kid she'll never get a date until daddy buys her a new nose
I would say oy gavault
If I wasn't
Miss Baltimore Crabs
Do you dance like you dress?
Amber there's no need
To be cruel
Would you swim in an integrated pool?
I sure would
I'm all for integration
It's the new frontier
Not in Baltimore it isn't and may I be frank
First impressions can be tough and when I saw you I knew it
If your size weren't enough your last answer just blew it
And so my dear so short and stout
You'll never be in so we're kicking you out so we're kicking you out
With your form and your face ah it isn't your fault
You're just down with a case of Miss Baltimore Crabs
Huh huh
You may go
Mmm, thank you
I think they secretly liked you
May I please audition?
Ah ah ah of course not but you may bow and exalt because I am
Miss Baltimore Crabs
Ooh
Crabs
Crabs
Crabs

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